Sometimes it is really difficult to discern fact from fiction. Same logic applies here. These are the ten almost right answers that look stupid and not-so-real-jokes.
#10 Why Did The Girl Buy A Watermelon?
Answer: To eat
#9 How Many Electricians it Takes to Fix A Bulb?
#8 Why Did The Monkey Fell From The Tree?
Answer: because it was dead.
#7 What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor
Answer: Damn! I lost my tractor.
#6 Knock Knock
Answer: Come in
#5 What is Red And Smells Like Almost A Blue Paint?
Answer: Red paint
#4 What is Brown And Sticky?
Answer: Brown stick
#3 What Would George Washington do if he Were Alive Today?
Answer: Scream on top of his lungs and scratch his coffin.
#2 What Did The Lawyer Say to The Other Lawyer?
Answer: We both are lawyers.
#1 What Did Batman Say to Robin Before Getting into The Car?
Answer: Get in the car.