Jimmy Fallon on last night’s Tonight Show, read various funny tweets from his new selected hashtags #MyWorstDate. They were way too much hilarious.
Here are 12 of the epic ones
#1 Unexpected dating break
At the end of the date, I asked if she wanted to go out again. She said she was going to take a break from dating for a while. #MyWorstDate
— Jeff Hofmann (@jeff_hofmann) May 24, 2017
At the end of the date, I asked if she wanted to go out again. She said she was going to take a break from dating for a while. #MyWorstDate
— Jeff Hofmann (@jeff_hofmann) May 24, 2017
#2 Watering schedules on a date, really?
On #MyWorstDate he showed me pictures of his house plants and explained their different watering schedules.
— HeatherDSM (@HeatherDSM) May 24, 2017
#3 This is totally insane
On my date during an awkward silence, the boy drummed on the table while mumbling topic, topic, topic #MyWorstDate @jimmyfallon
— Because (@because13whynot) May 24, 2017
#4 Oops!
#MyWorstDate Sophmore homecoming. DJ announces that this was the last song and my date said "Finally!"
— Nathan Owens (@iam_owens) May 24, 2017
#5 Cat ruined it!
#MyWorstDate told me he had trouble finding something to wear the cat hadn't peed on.
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) May 24, 2017
#6 Mark you did it again!
#MyWorstDate: She told me she just got out of a relationship with a guy that sounded a lot like my friend Mark. I texted Mark, it was Mark.
— Karan Shukla (@Big_Shuk) May 24, 2017
#7 Thanks Grandma!
@jimmyfallon the guy parked in a handicapped spot, pulled out a pass and said, "thanks Grandma" #MyWorstDate ??♀️
— Cady Dicus (@cady_dicus) May 24, 2017
#8 Being a single many times!
My friend had a date who proposed to her just to get a free desert. She's single now. #MyWorstDate
— Michelle (@mc_arthur123) May 24, 2017
#9 This one is epic worst!
#MyWorstDate my mom wouldn't let me use her car so I took my dad's after I changed the tire. The wheel fell off while I was driving.
— Scott Quenette (@TheRealScottQ) May 24, 2017
#10 More or less a date?
@jimmyfallon My date kept mentioning a woman. Finally I asked, "I'm sorry do you have a girlfriend?" His response, "Hmm…More or less." #MyWorstDate
— Pisay Pao (@pisaypao) May 24, 2017
#11 Seriously?
@jimmyfallon My date said I was his 12 year old sister so the movie was cheaper. I was 17 at the time! @FallonTonight #MyWorstDate
— Kerri Gray ? (@kerrikgray) May 24, 2017
#12 Uses of a screwdriver on a date.
@jimmyfallon Halfway through the meal he pulled out a small screwdriver and started cleaning his ears with it. #MyWorstDate
— Jane Matenaer (@janematenaer) May 24, 2017
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